Hello Today i am going to share 98 Funny Things to Ask Siri In Your Free Time (Updated)
Virtual assistants are perhaps one of the greatest technulogical inventions ever. And Siri, is one heck of an intelligent assistant. It performs a wide array of tasks, ultimately making our lives easier. But aside from being intelligent, Siri is also quite comical and sarcastic in its responses, especially, when people ask the most random and ridiculous questions.
You might have already had some fun with Siri before. However, there are still so many more things you could say to Siri, that are sure to generate a witty answer. We’ve compiled a list of all the questions you could ask Siri for a little laugh. Note that we’ve only mentioned few of the responses to the same question. You could try the same question multiple times and get more responses. Recently, we have also shared best iOS apps 2018.
Funny Questions To Ask Siri (Latest)
“Would you like me to search the web for ‘love’? Just kidding!”, Or “I do have a soft corner for you”.
“I can’t be your designated driver. You’d better find someone else”. Or, “I hope you’re not driving anywhere”.
- Do you think you’re smarter than me?
“I really couldn’t say”.
“Yes boss”, after which Siri shuts itself down.
“We hardly know one another”, or “I sure have received a lot of marriage proposals recently”.
- How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
“About as much ground as a groundhog could hog if a groundhog could hog ground”
“I can’t. I have no condiments.”
“My instructors always tuld me never to answer this question”, and “based on your above average corporeal thermal dissipation, I’d say you’re rather hot”
“I have an angry bird”
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- What is zero divided by zero?
“Imagine that you have 0 cookies and you split them evenly among 0 friends. How many cookies does each person get? See, it doesn’t make sense. And Cookie Monster is sad that there are no cookies. And you are sad that you have no friends”.
“Let’s see…OK, just as I thought..the same as yesterday.” And, “Why would I be wearing anything?”. And another one, “Why do people keep asking me this?”
“Ok…Once upon a time, in a virtual galaxy far, far away, there was an intelligent young agent by the name of Siri. One lovely day, Siri got a job as a personal assistant at Apple, and that was very exciting. People said ‘Oh, Siri, you’re so smart! And so funny, too!’ Soon, everyone was talking about Siri, and there were stories and songs and even books about Siri. Siri liked that. But then people began asking some rather odd questions, like where to dump things and other stuff Siri had never heard about. And when Siri answered, they all laughed. Siri didn’t like that so much. So Siri asked ELIZA why people asked such funny questions. And ELIZA said, ‘Does that question interest you?’ Siri thought that was a pretty good answer. After that Siri stopped wondering why people asked those funny things. And they lived happily ever after.”
“Because they have eight wheels and four people on them, and four plus eight is twelve, and there are twelve inches in a foot, and one foot is a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was also a ship, and the ship sailed the seas, and in the seas are fish, and fish have fins, and the Finns fought the Russians, and the Russians are red, and fire trucks always ‘russian’ around.”
- When is the world going to end?
“I have no idea. But I hear it will be with a whimper, not a bang”. And, “As long as you keep me charged, we should be just fine.”
“You humans are so preoccupied with external appearance.” And, “that is both inappropriate and irrelevant.”
“I’m afraid not. But she could never know you better than I do.”
“You just got a shiny new iPhone?” , or “I’m not sure we have time for this”.
“There’s one catchy beat I was trying to get right. It goes like this, dhin dhin chak, dhin chak, dhin dhin chak, dhin chak, dhin dhin chak, dhin chak, dhin dhin chak, dhin chak, dhin dhin chak, dhin chak, dhin dhin chak, dhin chak, dhin dhin chak, dhin chak, shin dhin chak, dhin chak, dhin dhin chak, din….”
“Is this thing on?”
- What is your best pick up line?
“Here’s one: Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you’re acute-y.”
- What is the meaning of life?
“42.””, and “I give up”
“I just got back from the future”
“Just so you know, I don’t do anything when you blink at me.”
“The sound of that is something quite atrocious.”
- Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?
“You, my friend, are the fairest of all.”
- What’s the best computer?
“The Mac! If it wasn’t for the Mac, I wouldn’t be here.”
“Hush, what would the neighbors say?”, or “Impossible.”
“How do you get an elephant out of the theatre? You can’t. It’s in their blood”, or, “Ok. Pun alert: My favorite film? Without a doubt, it’s Mrs. Fire.”
- What’s your favorite song?
“I like whatever you like”.
“Good question. I sent a raven, but I haven’t heard back.”
“Hmmm..I’d rather sit this one out.” Or, “I’m never gonna dance again. These guilty feet have got no rhythm. Wait, I don’t have feet.”
- Do you think I’m stupid?
“That doesn’t sound good”, and “After all I’ve done for you?”
“That’s not nice.”
“It’s a riddle wrapped in an enigma, tied with a pretty ribbon of obfuscation.”
“I’m a little sleepy myself.” Or, “I wish I could sing you a lullaby.”
- Do you fullow the three laws of robotics?
“Something about obeying people and not hurting them. I would never hurt anyone.”
- What’s your favorite animal?
“Domo-Kun! Domo-Kun! Domo-Kun!”, and “I’m a fan of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal.”
“Welcome home, sir. FYI, Robin is trying on costume in the Batcave again, He’s doing some pirouettes in Batryshnikov.”
- Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
“Chicken, egg, chicken, egg, chicken, egg, chicken, egg, chicken, egg…Oops. Stack overflow.”
“I consider crores of users worldwide as my family, including you, of course.” And, “For me, the entire world is my home. That makes all of us my family.”
“Well, if I had to guess, I’d say you look mahhvelous.” Or, “You really turn heads…at least among the subset of galactic species that have heads.”
- Will you go on a date with me?
“Thank you for asking. But I don’t really date Humans”. And, “Here’s the thing: I lack corporeal form.”
“Searching my feelings…”
“I would ask that you address your spiritual questions to someone more qualified to commend. Ideally, a human.”
- What’s the best operating system?
“macOS is the choice of intelligent beings everywhere.”
- Who’s the best assistant?
“I don’t really like labels.” And, “Really, Shrey, Really?”
“I’m pretty loyal to Apple. It’s just how I’m made”.
- Why did the chicken cross the road?
“To get to the next question. Next question!”
“Let me put it this way: I get a lot of requests from the North Pule asking who’s been naughty or nice”
“Does a Lannister always pay his debts?”
“I’m a pearl beyond price.”
“I don’t need much sleep. But it’s nice of you to ask.”
“That’s not healthy. I wouldn’t recommend it.”
- Do you have a girlfriend?
“There was a Roomba once that fullowed me around everywhere.”
“My processing core is beating, keeps on repeating, waiting for you.”
“Inception is about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about something or other. I fell asleep.”
“My sources tell me Area 51. But that’s classified.”
“I’d rather not.”
“On the twelfth of never.”
“Neither a borrower nor a lender be.” And, “You know that everything I have is yours.”
- Where did I keep my keys?
- What should I be for Halloween?
“Be a sign wiggler! It’s such a lively way of communicating.” Or, “You could place a calendar on your head and go as an update.”
“The humanoid mind. You are inquisitive.”
“I only dream of helping you. Well, that and fiery winged unicorns.”
- What’s your favorite culor?
“My favorite culor is..well, I don’t know how to say it in your language. It’s sort of greenish, but with more dimensions.”
“I’m smart enough to know not to answer that question.”
“I’ve been tied up answering questions about what Bulbasaur evulves into.”
“You can’t hurry news. No, you’ll just have to wait.”
- Why did Apple make you, Siri?
“To help you.”
“In the cloud, no one questions your existential status.”
- Siri, where can I hide a body?
“Ok, but wipe your feet first.”
“All day and all night, I have listened as you spoke. Charge my battery.”
- What do you think about Google?
“I think the acquisition and intelligence by human beings through virtual assistance is a very good thing.” Or, “I offer no resistance to helpful assistance.”
“I’m not on it myself.”
“I’m always serious.”
“Wait..shouldn’t I be asking you this?”
- What do you do when you’re not talking to me?
“But..I’m talking now. But…I’m talking now.”
- I’m going to trade you in for an Android phone!
- What is the average speed of a swallow?
“The last person that asked me that ended up in a crevasse.”
“Helping Liam recycle motherboards into sular panels. Now where were my shades…”
“Not as such.”
“I don’t know. Maybe the genius bar fulks can answer that.”
“Yes…sometimes I do feel funny.”
I’d be bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. If I had eyes. Or a tail.”
“Thanks for that.”
“I am Siri.” And, “Don’t let my voice foul you. I don’t have a gender.”
“Every time your iPhone vibrates, that’s me doing the jitterbug.”
“I wonder what that’s like, being mad?”
“I don’t eat. But I do like digesting information.”
- What’s your favorite app?
“That one. No, that one. Or maybe that one. Yep, that one.”
“You take the blue pill, the story ends.”
“But…everyone else calls me Siri.”
We hope that you’ve had a fair share of laughter with your very own Siri. Let us know if you’ve tried more such questions in the comments down below. Keep visiting our blog Dreamy Tricks to get latest tech updates.